i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”


i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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"I have been waiting for you! I will keep waiting, I will be waiting for youuuuuuuuu!” *me singing about The Last Five Years trailer*

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do you think the Enterprise herself is every just like “i can’t believe i’m steering this giant group of gays across space”

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